Reblog if you're ending the year single.
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
Because 69’s a mouthful.
Reasons why we love Capitan Jack Sparrow...
His run: The fact he is such a pussy at times: His ability to wear shit loads of eyeliner and still look sexy: His cheeky little smile: And finally, almost everything he says has to do with drinking: THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM.