December 2011
76 posts
Reblog if you're ending the year single.
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
Because 69’s a mouthful.
Reasons why we love Capitan Jack Sparrow...
His run:
The fact he is such a pussy at times:
His ability to wear shit loads of eyeliner and still look sexy:
His cheeky little smile:
And finally, almost everything he says has to do with drinking:
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM.